Would you believe that even though we had our caucuses a while back, we also have a primary tomorrow? And that because we have open ballots I have the option to vote for a senatorial candidate in the American Shopping Party, which is an actual thing? But that if I choose to vote ASP in that one race I can’t vote in the Democratic primary for a candidate named Tutz Honeychurch, who is reputed to be a 'bot?
Why do I have this riff stuck in my head? Where did it come from? If it sounds like a great ending to a song, where is the beginning?
Can you hum a few bars?
Haven’t I been doing that over and over for the last 20 minutes? Aren’t there specific parts for brass with mutes as well, and a syncopated bit for the drums with a cymbal accent on the second beat of the measure?
Wasn’t I supposed to be studying tech stuff for a job interview? What the heck is my brain doing?
A great job of procrastinating?
(I’ve been there too many times…no judgment from me!)
How come nobody reminded me how great, and stylized, is House of Games?
So, while I was surprised that I regained my regular status so quickly after returning from my “vacation”, aren’t i thus more surprised that I have suddenly lost it?
It’s gotta be the flags, right?
#NO RAGRETS!
Don’t I like Throne of Cards more?
David Mamet, JT Walsh, I should watch this, right?
My inability to view the lounge? The disappearance of lounge updates in my notifications? Being told I don’t have access to that page when I try to view it? Calling Skeptic a bot and an idiot?
Aren’t you still showing as a regular when I look up your profile? What’s up with that?
You haven’t? “Get thee to a television, go!” Is totally a thing somebody should say to you, right?
He does still seem to be one, doesn’t he?
Is there a free way to watch it?
It’s in the free on-demand of you’ve got Comcast- do you have Comcast?
Internet, not TV, but haven’t the good taxpayers of Seattle bought me a copy in the past? Wasn’t that nice of them?
Why does my member card only say “member” when I look at it?
Can you believe the awful things people are writing about you in the Lounge at this very moment?
Why does it appear to read ‘Regular’ when others click on your name?
It sounds like a glitch at work, doesn’t it?
Perhaps to everybody else I am a regular, but only to me I am not?