Doesn’t Russia have 12?
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Wasn’t that about the Soviet Union? Wasn’t the number in fact ELEVEN? Aren’t they down to 10 now?
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Are you one a them numberophiles??!??
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Did everyone miss me while I was away in… Iowa City?!
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Didn’t you just go there before?
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Doesn’t work like to punish me?
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At least it ain’t New Jersey, right?
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Did they need another lightbulb changing?
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Don’t I wish the world didn’t seem super-shitty right now?
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Are dead ball players known for their intelligence?
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Don’t you know I just tell people where to point lights? It’s a lot harder than changing them.
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Does Iowa City benefit from having a light shone on it?
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Can it hurt?
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What in the hell?
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“How about over there? Maybe a little more? How’s that look”?
Gosh, aren’t I glad that’s not my job?
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Amboy?
Are you trying to take my job? The trick is to know when to stop saying "a little more,’ right?
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What’s worse: having vertigo or falling asleep and getting absolutely nothing done because of the prescription for said vertigo?
Gah, why did I take the whole pill instead of just half?
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Doesn’t falling asleep and getting absolutely nothing done sound incredibly appealing to me right now? Why couldn’t I sleep last night? Also, is the vertigo getting better?
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