? ❓ ⚛ Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? ⚛ ❓?

Did I really post a very long response with nary a question in it?


Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa!

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Could you explain the reference, which I’m too clueless to get?

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Isn’t it a baseball player who looks a bit like Donald Sutherland?

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Is anyone else surprised at how @Donald_Petersen has been able to resist posting in the astronaut fart thread?

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There’s an ASTRONAUT FART THREAD?!?!?!?!

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Thanks a lot, @daneel.

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Oh, like it was the picture of genteel dignity before I got there?

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Do you guys know the Valley of Fire, just north of Vegas?

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Have you ever been there? Is there a McDonald’s?

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doesn’t it suck you can get a good picture of area 51 anymore?

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Why would they put one way out there?

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Did you ever think that maybe you couldn’t and it’s just some kind of vendetta by the US Government for that stunt you pulled in Morocco?

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To encourage visitors? Wouldn’t you hate to trek all the way out into the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and not be able to get fries and shake? Wouldn’t seeing those big, familiar Golden Arches lighting up the sky for miles around calm your soul?

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Do you have any idea how much of the world is going to disappoint you? Can you believe I didn’t even see one of those in Vegas?

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You didn’t happen to see Evil Dead: The Musical while you were there, did you? (a friend is in the cast.)

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Can you believe they have a Shake Shack in the New York, NY casino though?

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Do you have any idea how relieved I was that a $1 glow-in-the-dark halloween-candy-collecting-bucket from Party City* was enough to bribe the Boy away from McDonald’s last night? And that he stretched his comfort zone to include IHOP? And that is considered a victory in my current world?


* not-quite-last-minute-but-close store-bought costume purchasing. My soul dies a little more each year.

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I did not see it, don’t you know I spend my nights away from home out in the boonies playing with balls?

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Is that one of yours?

Did the rest of you know his balls were so big?

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