What the actual fuck?
Why am I geting a funny feeling that they are just getting started?
Is it just me or did Trumps “bringing back the jobs” mantra just get a hell of a lot darker? He didn’t ever promise they would be voluntary or paying, did he?
Can I blame the corrupt media that Ankylosaurus is polling so low?
How can so many people be so wrong? How can a genus win for best sauropod?
Did I just learn about Kodak’s involvement? Don’t I feel better about using Fuji for all these years?
Is someone going to tell me something bad about Fuji now?
Also, Fanta was made for goddamned Nazis?
Will I blame the craspy android keyboard on this Tablet?
Didn’t I used to say that the only locations that worked for Fuji’s bizarre color saturation were places like Guatemala?
That’s not the kind of bad info you were looking for, was it?
Who the fuck likes Love Actually? How does anyone actually want to watch such a thing?
Are you Lindy West?
I’ve never watched Love Actually (or many other Richard Curtis films, and of those I only remember enjoying The Tall Guy) - I’m guessing you’re suggesting I should stay the course?
Isn’t all his post-80s stuff a bit crap?
If I write out “STAY THE GODDAMNED COURSE, SIR!” at risk of a Donalding, would it let you know how serious I am?
Is this where I confess that I like to watch that movie?
Wait, why am I whispering?
DON’T I ENJOY WATCHING THAT MOVIE?!?
Would it surprise you to know that when I got an email from Delta recently, reminding me to download the go-go entertainment app so I can watch movies on my upcoming flight, the film “Love Actually” was one of the few examples listed as a way to entice me (I presume)?
Did it work?
Weren’t the last in-flight movies I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane and Deadpool? Wasn’t I pleasantly surprised that an internal flight offered entertainment for “free”? Wasn’t that a Delta flight?
Aren’t I still trying to decide whether or not to download an app so bad that 169 out of 196 raters gave it a “1”?
And didn’t I find your article 1) hilarious and 2) entirely convincing to not waste any time on that movie, even if I do download the app?
Isn’t that one of the things Delta is known for? Free entertainment/wifi for all on domestic flights?
Won’t this be my first time to discover the truth for myself?
Wasn’t it built into the seat, not an app I needed to install?
Didn’t I think that JetBlue were the only airline with the seatback stuff?
Well don’t you have questionable taste in cinema?
Should I quit calling the kettle black?
What the fuck?
She said yes?