Are our anti-biotics actually starting to take affect?!?!?!!!?
Did the baby magically sleep until 5am, prompting his father to jump out of bed in a panic at 4:55 trying to figure out how to NOT cry in horror at the top of his lungs, only to be greeted from the crib with the softest of breaths, unexpectedly unencumbered by the previous day’s gallons of mucous*?
Do I still not miss us terribly, yet know how much/little I contribute to our decline?
* much of which ended up coughed, drooled, spit, drained and slathered all over his sweatshirt and t-shirt?
Haven’t I seen all of those? Wouldn’t, say, Top Gear and University Challenge and Only Connect and Pointless and stuff of that ilk make more sense than 30 year old episodes of Morse?
Is it possible for your sense of smell to just suddenly, like, get much better?
I could never smell the sugar in the tea before (or the tea really) from anywhere other than directly below my nose and now? Isn’t it leaping up from the table and assaulting my nose?
How long has it been since I last smoked a cigarette? Isn’t that supposed to be a gradual return to function? Who is forcing these updates? Where are the change requests?
