NOT ME?
#Isn’t it time for colored bananas?
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Are you playing Thimbleweed Park yet, @miasm?
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Am I not currently experiencing the world’s worst timed computer problems? Am I not also treating it like a good sports event that I missed and want to stay in the dark about? Is not the suspense killing me?
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Why was Dib’s head so big?
WHY WAS DIB’S HEAD SO BIG?
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What people believe things just cause it is on the internet?
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What’s happening on the internet tomorrow?
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Is it FAKE NEWS? Alternative Facts?
How will we differentiate it from today?
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Tomorrow, politicians will tell the truth?
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Can I get back to you on that?
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Did anyone (get) fool(ed) yet?
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Why is @old fading away?
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Are you a victim of the inferior American social support system?
(Are you sure you want to quit-a-reno?)
Ain’t I liking it already?
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Is it tea yet?
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Shouldn’t I thank you for pointing me at this?
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Didn’t my spouse get briefly excited for the Calvin County comic mashup?
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Isn’t “A miniaturized Calvin lands in the President’s hair and battles everything that lives there.” the best pitch you’ve heard all year!?
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How many rubles to sell out my fellow countrymen?
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Should I use a VPN?
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I’m super down, is it just the rainy weather?
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If I go looking for this soft drink advert everyone on the internet seems upset about, will I also get to feel righteously angry, or will I just want 90s of my life back?
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