Is it tea yet?
Shouldn’t I thank you for pointing me at this?
Didn’t my spouse get briefly excited for the Calvin County comic mashup?
Isn’t “A miniaturized Calvin lands in the President’s hair and battles everything that lives there.” the best pitch you’ve heard all year!?
How many rubles to sell out my fellow countrymen?
Should I use a VPN?
I’m super down, is it just the rainy weather?
If I go looking for this soft drink advert everyone on the internet seems upset about, will I also get to feel righteously angry, or will I just want 90s of my life back?
This one?
or this one?
Didn’t I find that first one to be offensive, because the cello player had absolutely no idea how to fake holding the bow?
Will some AfriCola wash that taste from your brain?
Why did I put the Red Sox game on?
Did I just provoke a finish?
You hate yourself?
Doesn’t the MLB.TV subscription I got as a free gift allow me to watch everyone who isn’t the Mariners? Doesn’t that protect me from the worst levels of masochism?
Isn’t that home game ban thing annoying? Why not watch my hometown team the Cardinals?
Because St Louis?
Well you could root for the Cubs couldn’t you?
ETA but wouldn’t it be moot as this game is over already?
And aren’t I glad about it now? When does this season end?
Why is Sergio Garcia teasing me again?
Wait, nobody else here likes golf, do they?
(but isn’t the Augusta National beautiful?)