This one?
or this one?
This one?
or this one?
Didn’t I find that first one to be offensive, because the cello player had absolutely no idea how to fake holding the bow?
Will some AfriCola wash that taste from your brain?
Why did I put the Red Sox game on?
Did I just provoke a finish?
You hate yourself?
Doesn’t the MLB.TV subscription I got as a free gift allow me to watch everyone who isn’t the Mariners? Doesn’t that protect me from the worst levels of masochism?
Isn’t that home game ban thing annoying? Why not watch my hometown team the Cardinals?
Because St Louis?
Well you could root for the Cubs couldn’t you?
ETA but wouldn’t it be moot as this game is over already?
And aren’t I glad about it now? When does this season end?
Why is Sergio Garcia teasing me again?
Wait, nobody else here likes golf, do they?
(but isn’t the Augusta National beautiful?)
He really is setting me up for an annoying day, isn’t he?
Does anyone still practice trepanning?
Should I come over with my cordless drill?
( I mean, how hard could it be, really?)
Will you film it?
Why do we still say “film” if there is no film layer involved any more?
What should we say instead? Flash?
Are BrewDog dirty corporate sellouts now?
Isn’t Flash just as dead now as celluloid?