Are you saying cowboys can’t wear fedoras?
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If Canada legalizes marijuana, will we be able to get it duty free in WA?
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Would y’all believe my punishment for listening to nearly thirty minutes of T R I P M U N K was an excruciating headache?
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Haven’t we imposed trade restrictions on Canucki lumber?
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Should you pick 6 and 4, and mayhaps 3 to reel in the lady-nerds?
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Zomg, is that really you?
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Wait, is it tinder or tindr? Would you believe the last time I dated was well before the age of internet dating, so I have no clue about this whole swiping gig? Don’t I have an opinion, anyway?
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Wouldn’t I rather stick these all the way in my ears instead?
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That didn’t work out well for Jhon Balance, did it, falling down the stairs I mean?
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So about the last time I dated? 
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Didn’t I try to warn you, though?
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Would it help if I mentioned he doesn’t do that pitch-raised sampling thing? And it was done with Daft Punk? 
Isn’t it ok if you still wouldn’t? D: Don’t I have many more musical suggestions much of which is much less likely to irk given the implied prerequisites? 
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Don’t I too want to judge this person? isn’t prince laughing from heaven?
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???
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Would this be a good start to penance (one that your Samuel L. Jackson meme reminded me of)?
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Doesn’t that sound about right? 
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Wasn’t that the very song I was thinking of when I posted it?
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Isn’t Chicago the greatest? Am I biased by a love for musicals? 
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