Doesn’t that depend upon what that ‘something’ actually is?
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Wouldn’t that 27 grand be better off being spent on college education if invested wisely today?
I know one person with a digital Hassy, but Hassy sponsors them, so it’s kind of cheating, right?
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Do you want to be doing yoga?
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But isn’t the valuation of the something depend on largely subjective factors? Can we not assume I believe I could miss out on something I subjectively value? 
Didn’t the video get interesting at the 20 minute mark? 
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Shouldn’t that be your Grindr profile?
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Could we call it isometric exercise?
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Isn’t that just when I fall down the stairs?
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Oh yeah, 'cause I’m totally a stickler for the rules this week?
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I can judge this dumbass for being a dummy when all the Judge Mathis decisions can probably be looked up later, right?
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What makes you think that I watched the video?
Did Kanye West not permanently ruin me for anything that even sounds remotely chipmunk-like, with all his infernal “autotuning?”
Dont you have my full support?
And since when is watching tv a freakin’ Constitutional right???
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Who let you off the chain to be insane? Is the wife away?
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Wasn’t I cute? What happened?
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Has it only been a week?
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Is that you?!?
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Shes’ got strep, the boy’s got strep, there’s no school this week, and ain’t it great to be insane?
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Tweed?
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Hey, can’t someone be mamas little boy? 
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Did I miss out on Kanye’s autotuning phase? Don’t I only have his first two and the one that looks like a CD-R?
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Doesn’t your mother have a mouth like a marine?
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No school? But it’s so late for spring break, wasn’t ours three weeks ago now?
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