Is that something you’ll be adding to your tinder profile?
Ha!! Should I really be letting my mother help me get dates? (I’m afraid of the answer)
Wasn’t it a thing of beauty, much like a b(l)eached-whale?
Isn’t it nice to see someone keeping their phone properly charged, unlike @japhroaig?
Has she stopped dressing you?
Didn’t both his first two albums autotune everything to death?
Is this not a prime example?
Am I not muting my PC even as I post this, so that I will not have to suffer even further?
Hasn’t it been so long since I heard this song I thought the youtube video slowed it down? Is it bad I can’t hear the autotuning on it?
Did she ever even begin? Aren’t all my fashion faux pas my own mistakes? Aren’t I happy now that she said No to hammer pants?
Can you handle MOAR!?!?
Why yes, isn’t that a clarinet tie?
Is that a fedora?
Oh, you meant the background track?
Sir! SIR!! Can I proclaim that this was the most comfortable cowboy hat ever sold!?
How much do I hate hipsters for making it so that I cannot wear a goodish portion of my hat collection for fear of being mistaken for one of them?
You thought I meant his rapping?
Wasn’t that what I was listening for? Doesn’t he autotune his own vocals on that song that uses the Akira inspired visuals? Do I know what the name of that song is or have I forgotten it even though I like it?
How pleased am I to admit that I genuinely have NO idea what song you are referring to?
Haven’t I strenuously avoided listening to any of his music for the last several years?
So you wouldn’t click play on this?
Are you saying cowboys can’t wear fedoras?