‘phase-change to a gravity-dominated vacuum’
I read that as ‘gravy-dominated’, and as a big fan of gravy, did I not very much approve?
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Didn’t an ABC show, The Checkout, just this past Thursday, include an expose on gummy vitamins? Which concluded that they’re actually lollies/candy/confectionery?
(That’s the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, not the US ABC.)
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Did anybody else have their wife wish them a happy birthday, and tell them to get out of the house because their cranky mood all week is driving everybody crazy?
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Can’t you let me just believe the lies!? (I figured as much, and vitamins as a class are pretty much a scam. But they taste so damn good, and I can eat candy without being shamed!)
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Can you please forgive me, for I did not mean to shame you?
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So… happy birthday? 
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Would you believe he’s the only one whose real name I could think of off the top of my head?
Isn’t that the best Jolly Rancher flavor, though?
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NONONONONONONO ITS CHERRY AND ISNT WATERMELON AN ABOMINATION!?!?!?
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But don’t I actually like watermelon, and find cherry to be too plain?
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Why yes, because you can admit to anything except for eating gummy vitamins unironically?
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You don’t like watermelon? Isn’t that grounds for divorce?
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Am I feeling stabby? 
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Oh, and could I get the phone number for your mother?
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Can’t you Google-Bing it?
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As when given the choice: cake or death, we must choose between candy or shame; isn’t it best to always choose the former?
Would Bow Wow Wow be stricken with shame for their choices?
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Didn’t I “make” my 13 year old watch Ghost in the Shell, but doesn’t she love anime? didn’t she adore GITS? Isn’t it important to introduce them to the classics, even if they don’t get it at first?
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Is it a happy birthday? Where did you vacate to?
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Has she watched Buffy?
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