Wouldn’t it be great if everyone would stop saying “awesomesauce” and start saying “amazinghouse” now?
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She was worried about her work, as she worked in the hospital?
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Have I gotten how to correct autocorrect?
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Did you mean to write, “Have I forgotton how to auto-da-fé?”
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Did anyone else think happy accidents was a really good movie?
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What’s her number again? Don’t we have things to talk about? (Like how she raised an awesome boy with terrible taste in pizza?)
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I hope you still have these in your bathroom or kitchen because … awesome house, right @anon3072533?
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How did you know that our bathroom has 20 foot ceilings?
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Well … if there’s a room suitable for 20’ ceilings and red velvet curtains, it’s bathroom, right? Sunken tubs and ceiling to floor windows?
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Are you guys gonna argue about pizza again?
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Wouldn’t it be better to eat pizza?
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But how should you eat it? With a knife and fork, like a civilized person, or with your bare hands, like some kind of troglodyte?
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If you eat it where no one can see you it it, does it really matter how you ate it? 
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Isn’t the correct answer folded in half, with one hand?
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Is this a good place to insert the video of the woman who scarfed down two pieces of pizzas while on the Jumbotron?
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What is a jumbotron? How much will I regret saying “yes”?
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Have you never seen the huge overhead screens at sporting arenas, and every once and a while the cameras sweep the stands to feature the fans? And isn’t one example of this the Kiss Cam? And didn’t a woman who was near a kissing couple on the Kiss Cam joyfully nosh on not one, but two pieces of pizza, in full view of everyone?
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Didn’t I think a jumbotron was one of those rides at the fair that made you puke? Aren’t I glad I asked? Aren’t I gladder I stick to hockey, soccer, and tennis for all my sports watching needs? Can watching sports be a need? 
Is this enough questions for one post? How about this?
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Haven’t I done something similar, but a native Chicagoan is a native Chicagoan no matter how long gone?
And aren’t you my new best friend, daring to wear a Sox cap in Cubs territory?
Don’t I love Stevie Goodman’s song, nonetheless?
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Haven’t we managed to get daneel Jr on the jumbotron every time we’ve been to a Mariners game (3 for 3, so far)? Is that indicative of his photogenicity, or the poor level of attendance at those games?
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