Because it was long overdue?
How should I know? Don’t I prefer to eat pizza? Shouldn’t you ask one of the cracker-eaters?
How can I spend such a busy weekend with lighting, treehouse, night photography and come in to discover 240 posts? Will I have the time to wade through them all?
Also, did you hear I dug holes to start working on the foundations of a treehouse?
Shouldn’t you vote for the option that is a question, to be safe?
How would I know!? 
Do you have the power of magic, as in “Watch me make this poll disappear before your very eyes”? ![]()
Did we discover a bug in discourse?
#Are fish puns the lowest form of humor?
- Duh - yes?
- Uh, aren’t hydrothermal-vent puns even lower?
- Can they truly be considered humor when fish puns are funny only by dint of their association with humorous people reading them, and not by the dearth of their comedic content?
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WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH ALL THESE POLLS?
Seriously, can someone sum up like Inigo?
Racism?
Isn’t it just the way that @japhroaig and @OtherMichael show their affection for one another?
And if they keep it up, won’t my browser freak out and crash?
Is it time to reopen that poll with 100000 options, or did they add a limit?
I don’t know, it’s back now? Makes my post look silly now?
How did you know that my original reply to the banana was “that’s how they make love to each other”?
Can David Attenborough narrate the documentary of The Mating Habits of Japhroaigs and Othermichaels?
Does he have a strong enough stomach?
Well, aren’t the polls totally bonking my stupid browser now? 
Fine!! I guess I’ll go clean up my mess?
Does your post belong in the VIctory or Fuck Today (this weekend) thread…or both?
Pie-chomping oven-trotters?