Underwear? I assume you are not talking about wearing it? Or keeping it on when a playdate is there?
Lego, yes… do I know?
Lets keep it short, do I know? Do you think I know? Raaargh, but with a smile?
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Oh man, do I thank you? This grossness I did not think of, but aren’t that going to be great?
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Wasn’t the one I’m waiting for a 40-student class, and wasn’t the final 45 questions with answers filled in on a scantron sheet, no actual written work involved?
I know, shouldn’t I cut the prof some slack?
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Wouldn’t it be wise to make sure the area is clear of actual deer scat beforehand?
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Wasn’t spring semester the first term I had with zero adjuncts? Didn’t that shock the heck out of me?
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Didn’t I just have to help a prof tear about their office looking for a “lost” scantron?
And didn’t he find it crumpled up… in his wife’s car drawn on with crayon? (And haven’t I stopped saying DON’T TAKE EXAMS HOME WITH YOU because isn’t is all so pointless?)
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Wasn’t my first thought that I’d quietly add a handful of real goat poop to that carefully arranged display? Isn’t the problem with practical jokes always that someone may be better at it or more devious than you are? Doesn’t goat poop look remarkably like Raisinets?
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Oh thank you, didn’t I thought I liked you? 
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Don’t I wish I could do exams like that?
Do your professors post grades individually, or is there a central classroom management system on which you look up your grades? Did you know that individual posting is very difficult to do in a FERPA-compliant way, even impossible on some campuses? And that for many central systems, there is a “rollover” date set by the Registrar on which all grades become available?
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Do your faculty have Scantron machines in their house? Do you know that the small Apperson machines fit handily on the flat area of a keypunch?
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Don’t you want to live a little?
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Isn’t this what I was raging about earlier? Why does that always happen?
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Do you know what a scavenger hunt is?
Can you put clues or puzzles to be figured out in various hiding places in the park (not hidden too well, if we’re talking about 5 - 6 year olds) so that the first clue/puzzle leads to the hidden spot of the next clue/puzzle, and so on? Can you put prizes at the end, one for each child?
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Is that a beer bottle I spy? (Is that the fun for the adults?)
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Did I tell you about the time I lost my chewing gum on a chicken farm, but found it back - 4 times?
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Bwah hah hah hah hah?
Or, as my son would say “Did he have underwear on his head!?!?”
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Didn’t I post my students’ grades early this semester? 
#NotAllAdjuncts?
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