Perhaps if I owned the place and wasn’t afraid of breaking anything? In any case, isn’t the blockage beyond the reach of the drain weasel, so won’t we need to call in to the landlord to see what can be done?
Wouldn’t I keep fire in my fire safe if I had a fire safe?
Wouldn’t the oxygen seal make that rather difficult?
Maybe but how else am I gonna keep the for safe from those pesky thieving mortals?
How do you not own a fire safe? Don’t you know they’re only thirty bucks and mean you don’t have to worry about losing birth certificates and all that other important stuff you never need but need to keep forever?
Put a guy outside your house chained to a rock as a warning?
How many drinks did it have first?
can you keep fire safe in a fire safe?
You ever have one of those days where every other post makes you think
?
Did you forget where you are? Doesn’t it happen to all of us when in the throes of utter despair?
Did you not see the question mark below the picture? Hmmmmm?
Didn’t I miss it? Shouldn’t you donald me back or something for missing it?
How about I say “drink!”?
Is anyone else fixated on making unagi bento tomorrow? How many times have I been influenced to make food based on random posts on this site?
Aren’t I doing just that right now? Maybe that’s the reason I have a itchy donald finger?
What was the random post that inspired you?
(And yeah, how do you think I started fermenting?)
By eating yeast?
Can you believe it was in the Paul Ryan endorses trump thread? Didn’t someone say “do not watch youtube videos of making an eel fit for consumption”? Wasn’t my internal thought: “Unagi, how long has it been since you’ve had that?”
ETA: Even though I forgot to capitalize trump, shouldn’t I just leave it that way?
How else am I supposed to get bread?
???