Did you check the last place you looked? Can I offer any other unuseful advice?
Did you pass the carport?
Don’t you remember how carefully you hid it to make sure it was safe? Where was that again?
Aren’t I drinking more than usual tonight because it’s been a particularly tough time?
Don’t I need to get away from everyone for a while?
Didn’t I find it? Didn’t I put it in an envelope with some Euros left over from the last trip and lock it in the safe? Am I now officially out of excuses?
Have you checked @beschizza’s safe?
You don’t keep it in your fire safe?
Doesn’t it depend on if you get to use the CO2 unclogger or not?
Holy shit, was I right?!
Didn’t I pick up a drain weasel?
Shouldn’t you have a Kleer Drain, just on general principle?
Perhaps if I owned the place and wasn’t afraid of breaking anything? In any case, isn’t the blockage beyond the reach of the drain weasel, so won’t we need to call in to the landlord to see what can be done?
Wouldn’t I keep fire in my fire safe if I had a fire safe?
Wouldn’t the oxygen seal make that rather difficult?
Maybe but how else am I gonna keep the for safe from those pesky thieving mortals?
How do you not own a fire safe? Don’t you know they’re only thirty bucks and mean you don’t have to worry about losing birth certificates and all that other important stuff you never need but need to keep forever?
Put a guy outside your house chained to a rock as a warning?
How many drinks did it have first?
can you keep fire safe in a fire safe?
You ever have one of those days where every other post makes you think
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Did you forget where you are? Doesn’t it happen to all of us when in the throes of utter despair?