… because everybody needs more raccoons
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Crab-eating raccoon = cute
Crab eating a raccoon = not as cute
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Raccoon in a box.
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I’m assuming this guy is just stuck
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(Out-of-context spoiler for GotG 3)
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No pics, but a story.
When I went to UBC in Vancouver, we learned to scuff our shoe-soles when we walked at night through dark patches to alert the racoons. A fellow student who walked quietly accidentally stepped on a racoon tail, and need to go to the on-campus emergency department for a wound dressing and a precautionary rabies jab.
He was drunk at the time and hell-bent on vengeance, so he grabbed his hockey stick (because Canada) and went out looking for the racoon who injured him.
When he thought he saw the culprit, he lunged and smashed his hockey stick down. He hit the hard ground, and the blade end snapped off, spun like a boomerang, and smashed edge-on into his forehead. He had to go back to the emergency department for stitches. The racoon, if there was one, was unscathed.
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