Originally published at: Radioactive pig hybrids have taken over a nuclear disaster site in Japan | Boing Boing
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Don’t worry, Gamera will eventually wipe the out.
What could possibly go wrong?
I’m sure this will go well, right? Right?!?!
I’m just here for the self-cooking bacon.
this is the excuse we needed to finally arm those boston dynamics robot dogs and send them in. what could possibly go wrong?
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Pink Floyd warned us about this…
“A brainy and omnivorous animal, the pigoon. Some of them may even have human neocortex tissue growing in their crafty, wicked heads.”
– Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake
“Virtually indestructible?”
If only somebody knew a way to defend themselves against 30-50 feral hogs…
Yeah, but feral, radioactive, nearly indestructable hogs? They laugh at your puny AR!
Cody has been warning us for years, but did we listen?? I think he has mentioned the Japanese boars in the past as well.
That is why they make .450 Bushmaster. Which literally was made with boars in mind.
The Register put it best: ‘ Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima’s exclusion zone
Human resettlement after 2011’s nuclear disaster facing opposition from indestructible, betusked interlopers’
I’m confused…
Which ones are the interlopers?
That is one ugly hole puncher.
Can someone buy the R.S. a damn camera?
Are we about to find out whatever it is a spider pig does?