Radioactive pig hybrids have taken over a nuclear disaster site in Japan

Originally published at: Radioactive pig hybrids have taken over a nuclear disaster site in Japan | Boing Boing

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Don’t worry, Gamera will eventually wipe the out.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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I’m sure this will go well, right? Right?!?!

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I’m just here for the self-cooking bacon.

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this is the excuse we needed to finally arm those boston dynamics robot dogs and send them in. what could possibly go wrong?

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Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.

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So the time has come?

Bad customers, those pigs.

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Pink Floyd warned us about this…

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“A brainy and omnivorous animal, the pigoon. Some of them may even have human neocortex tissue growing in their crafty, wicked heads.”

– Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

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“Virtually indestructible?”
If only somebody knew a way to defend themselves against 30-50 feral hogs…

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Yeah, but feral, radioactive, nearly indestructable hogs? They laugh at your puny AR!

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Cody has been warning us for years, but did we listen?? I think he has mentioned the Japanese boars in the past as well.

That is why they make .450 Bushmaster. Which literally was made with boars in mind.

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The Register put it best: ‘ Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima’s exclusion zone

Human resettlement after 2011’s nuclear disaster facing opposition from indestructible, betusked interlopers’

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I’m confused…
Which ones are the interlopers?

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That is one ugly hole puncher.

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Can someone buy the R.S. a damn camera?

Are we about to find out whatever it is a spider pig does?

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