Rambo returns for Last Blood and guess who he'll be fighting


#1

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#2

She’ll kick his butt.


#3

Is it just me, or does this make it sound like Stallone is going to get all armed to the teeth, strap on a GoPro and just go at some ISIS dudes… Greenlight!


#4

I see this and what is the first thing I think of?

Let’s hope they research the ‘good’ guys better this time.


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#6

Hollywood watching 101 - if they start hyping the movie before they actually have a script, you know it’s going to be a lousy movie.


#7

“…scouting Iraq and parts of Syria?” Way off base, guys. Everyone knows HQ is in New York City.


#8

My guess was way the fuck off.I figured grossly enlarged prostate or perhaps those evil bastards at Depends.


#9

This is not true. It’s already been debunked.


#10

Maybe he could fight his Mujahideen partner from Rambo 3 to help. Supposedly he was based off of Osama Bin Laden.


#11

Who cares about Rambo?

Is The Expendabelles happening?


#12

War never changes.


#13

I was going to say; this is the same clown who told Al Franken that he wouldn’t go on USO tours with him because he thought that it was too dangerous.


#14

Watch John Rambo takes on his toughest challenge


#15

I’m pretty sure that was called “Rambo” and it was about an unemployed drifter who was run out of town by locals who didn’t want veterans hanging around their downtown. As a result he defends himself and doesn’t kill anyone in an attempt to be left alone.


#16

It was called First Blood, no?


#17

Oh, yeah. Yes. Because First Blood Part II was where it went off the rails.


#18

It’s funny to note (in that tragic, entirely non-funny way) that both of Stallone’s vehicle franchises have basically the same arc. They start with a genuinely good story about an outcast blue-collar American, and quickly degenerate into jingoistic fantasies about beating up foreigners.


#19

For the record, Rocky did take 4 movies to get there, and in the end is actually about maybe we don’t have to hate each other so much.

Maybe he learned a thing or two about what was big box office along the way…


#20

If anyone should be fighting ISIS it is Lou Gosset Jr.