To the max.
My skin crawls at the thought of being that close to the randroid’s ■■■■■, probing, tentacle; lolling obscenely through its likely-permanent smirk…
We can only be glad that glass is impermeable and inert with respect to most biological fluids.
Pretty sure the aide now owns the camera, if I recall my 3rd Grade Playground Law class correctly.
“Your honor, it looked like a boot.”
Awwww, c’mon . . . he just wanted the scene to have that classic Vaseline-on-the-lens “soft focus” effect. . . you know, like old Penthouse centerfolds from the 70’s.
Reminder to self: Don’t buy any used lens on Ebay for a while!
I’m sure that after getting Rand’s hair ready for the stage, licking anything else is just a palate cleanser.
This is a chilling reminder to practice safe lens.
I guess libertarians don’t believe their right to swing their tongue ends where the other man’s camera begins.
Wouldn’t a short forward thrust by the photographer, out of disgust of course, create a dental emergency? You know, teach creepy dude a lesson?
these lines are, apparently, more subtle than they appear to the uninitiated: https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130210/01422321932/ron-paul-un-hater-asks-un-to-take-ronpaulcom-forcefully-ron-pauls-biggest-supporters.shtml
I…I took this to a dark place. What a revolting development.
The conspiracy theorists are right, the lizard people are trying to rule us - but what they don’t know is that Rand Paul is the lizard people’s shill.
I see a massive opportunity for people filming Rand Paul speeches to have a little fun with cameras with a wee bit of LSD dried on the lens…
GOP mating ritual, in the classic sense.
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