Random Polls topic

Whan is the earliest you can start drinking on Thanksgiving and not be deemed a lush?

  • Before 9am
  • Between 9am and noon
  • Between noon and 3pm
  • Between 3pm and 6pm

0 voters

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It’s all relative.

Which ones are coming this year? Oh…before 9am it is

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It’s 9 AM somewhere.

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… my old man went with “noon”

except not just on Thanksgiving

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Our friends are the people who agree with us enough to not be annoying, and disagree with us enough to be interesting.
  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • Other

0 voters

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Who died and made you king/queen?

  • My father, the king.
  • My mother, the queen.
  • I was elected fair and square!
  • You’re too late. I’ve already been deposed.
  • I pulled a sword out of something or other.
  • I just sat down on the throne, and next thing you know…
  • I killed the previous Burger King with my own two hands. Now, I make it my way!

0 voters

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Nothing about watery tarts or scimitars? None of what you have listed is a rational basis for a system of government

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Thanks, fixed!

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Technically it was not a sword.

And…I did not pull it out, it was an ER doctor.

Also…not a stone

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  • Not enough AHHHHHHH!
  • Too much AHHHHHHH!
  • Right amount of AHHHHHHHH!
  • AHHHHHHH!

0 voters

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  • Fish
  • Cut bait

0 voters

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  • Do
  • do not

0 voters

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There is no “try”?

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When parking your vehicle in a parking spot do you usually

  • Pull into the spot nose first
  • Back into the spot
  • I don’t have a car but I like to answer polls anyway.

0 voters

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Needs a ‘depends’.

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Well I did put “usually” there.

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You should differentiate the ass-firsters:

Back into the spot by stopping, reversing and backing directly into the spot

Back into the spot by stopping, reversing, being unhappy with the angle, going forward again, backing, still not quite there, going forward again, backing into almost exactly the same wrong angle as the first time, driving forward again, and then reversing into the spot.

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