What does it all mean?
- That’s karma for you.
- Life is like a box of chocolates.
- Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
- When life hands you lemonade, make lemons.
- It is what it is.
- We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
You forgot “42”.
Dunno, man, I don’t work here.
Is it cruel to name a dog “Bathtime”?
How many trick-or-treaters came to your house?
- more than 300
For the record, in the neighborhood where I raised my children, we would buy between 400-500 pieces of candy and only sometimes would there be any leftovers. We would literally have to sit outside for 4 hours because there was no time between opening and closing and then opening the door again.
I went from that to 0, which has been quite a culture shock.
Where I grew up there was only about 10 houses within walking distance, so the normal amount of kids was usually around 10.
And those evenings in rural Ireland were DARK! You were always worried about being mowed down by a speeding car. It was so disappointing to tramp up a long dark lane to a house only for nobody to be home.
When you got home it was a party with bobbing for apples, eating barmbrack, dividing the spoils, and with my mother taking careful note of which neighbors gave money so she could pay them back!
So sad, but it was a school night. We didn’t even see the kids from six houses down the way. We got at least 10 but no more than 30. /sad ghost
- As I tell everyone, I ran out of Fentanyl and had to start handing out candy bars.
Have you heard Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas” yet this year?
- Yes, in a store
- Yes, but in a TV commercial
- Yes, on the radio
- Yes, somewhere else
Speaking of popular X-mas songs…
Have you heard the Pogues “Fairytale of New York” yet?
- Yes, on TV
- Yes, on radio
- Yes, in a public space
- Yes, on my own playlist
But now I have!
Which is the worst Starburst flavor?
I thought of making a separate poll for non US-ians. Which is the worst "Flavour of Starburst / Opal fruits.
I think all Ians agree every colour tastes of slightly sweetened plastic.