Random Polls topic

[FSogol]

I don’t have an ass you jerk!

[anon61221983]

What sort of pants fit best for an assless fellow?

• assless chaps
• ass-only chaps
• Those jeans with the plastic buttcheeks

[anon87143080]

When are you putting out Halloween decorations?

• I already have them out
• Probably in the next week or so
• Around mid October
• Right before Halloween
• I just put a bucket of candy out and lock the door
• No thanks. I’m a terrible person who doesn’t like fun.

[FGD135]

Open poll:

“spanking the pomegranate” ¹⁾

Now thats an euphemism looking for a use case.

Suggestions?

 

¹⁾ See food thread.

[LurksNoMore]

How random will these polls get?

• Somewhat random
• Pretty random
• Very random
• Giraffe
• I am a very ordered snowflake and opposed to randomness

[Bunbain]

Would you like some candy corn?

• Yes, please!
• Absolutely not!

There is no in-between.

[ChuckV]

• Sergeant Stanley Thaddeus Wojciehowicz
• Mikołaj Kopernik
• Lady Pank

[anon59592690]

• What the fuck?

[anon61221983]

• Everyday I say…
• Only sometimes

[anon59592690]

What is this?

• A school for ants?
• I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

[anon61221983]

Crazy pills are in

• The water
• The air
• The earth
• The fire

[Scientist]

2/7 = 0.285714, which rounds to

• 29%
• 28%

re:

From rechecking values upthread, the poll widget always sets values to sum to 100% (if there is only 1 vote allowed) and either mis-rounds the lowest value down (or the highest value up) as needed to do so. Weird.

[Jesse13927]

[FSogol]

• Wherever you go, there you are.
• Remember, it is better to be rich and happy than to be sick and poor.
• Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom

[Jesse13927]

Why didn’t we hit our KPI for Q3?

• Poor planning in the implementation stage.
• Poor implementation in the planning stage.
• Not enough synergy.
• Too much synergy.
• Goddamn Mark in Accounting!
• Too much “I,” not enough “Team.”

[anon3072533]

When do you wash your windows?

• Spring—they don’t call it Spring Cleaning for nothing, you know!
• Fall—so more sunlight can come in during the winter months. It keeps the spirits up!
• Spring and Fall.
• Are you kidding me? That’s for the hired help to do.
• Other

[mick129]

[FGD135]

#6 - Never.

[anon87143080]

I assumed that was “other”

[anon3072533]

With the number of “Other” responses there, I see that I might have done well to add some more specific choices.

• Each of the 760 windows is cleaned at least every six weeks—I live in Buckingham Palace!

• I just let the hurricanes/typhoons wash the grime off the outside—works a treat as long as the windows remain intact!