Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/08/rapper-lil-pump-bitten-by-live.html
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Poor snake, it was properly stressed beyond what it could handle. I wish folks would learn to be more careful with them.
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There’s quite a number of music videos where snakes are used so directing snark toward him is a bit puzzling. I do agree that snakes shouldn’t be used as props but if they have a good handler moments like these can be minimized or avoided.
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Thats scary Snakes are dangerous hope Pump is OK dont be messin w no snakes …
Was it Viper?
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r/IdiotsFightingThings
See also:
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A snake is a tube with a mouth on one end and an anus on the other.
You should expect them to bite when in unnatural and stressful circumstances.
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Good. Too bad it wasn’t venomous. I cannot understand why rap won’t die like disco. It’s probably because it is much easier to do than make actual music. Now get off my lawn.
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That’s why creative partnerships with Lil Puncture (AKA MC Snek) are only for the committed; or those skilled in interspecies tact.
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LIL’ PUMP: Hey, yo! I got bit by a snake, homie! I got bit by a snake!
PROBABLY MY MOM: You want a cookie?
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Disco isn’t dead. It’s just morphed into a “new” genre called Italo.
Whatsmore I’m now old enough to have seen happy hardcore be invented, become popular, Run its course, disappear, and a “new genre” called nightcore spring up and be the exact same thing.
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All deuterostomes are technically tubes with a mouth on one end and an anus on the other, you included big boy! Or as a professor told us once: You’re pretty much a tube that allows a little bit of the outside world to pass through it continuously.
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Definitely my Mom: “What did you do to it?”
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But is the snek ok??
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Look ma! I’m a torus!
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Must not post-- must– not–
(Has that ever worked for me? 
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Sneknanigans are over at about 1:51, so you can skip the rest (although IMHO there’s a lovely monologue starting around 2:27 that’s also worth watching. I think it’s either by Marlowe or Milton, though my Google-fu has failed to find its source.)
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Or a cannoli, except the filling is considerably less pleasant…
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What have we learned?
