Originally published at: Read the official police incident report for that Boston Cop On A Slide | Boing Boing
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Only slightly less embarrassing than getting stuck in the slide
i say meh.
which also led to its brief arrest. Yes, the slide.
Where do you put the handcuffs? Did they read it its rights?
They didn’t have time; it gave the cops the slip.
The whole affair has just gone downhill ever since.
OK, I am going to ask clarification here. They actually arrested the slide? Was this a conscious effort to make ACAB even more viral? I are confuzzled!
Okay fine technically they just put it in a cage (fenced it in) to prevent other people from accessing it. But the optics are the same: they still essentially arrested the slide for B&A on an officer.
I’m a trifle surprised that this harrowing saga of a brutal assault upon an officer of the law didn’t somehow find room for a truly epic disability claim; or at least some medical leave so our poor hero could enjoy the remainder of summer a bit more comfortably.
If this is anything like the typical police incident, I’m sure they will just let it slide.
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