Read the official police incident report for that Boston Cop On A Slide

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"I was on my way to the market, when… "

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Only slightly less embarrassing than getting stuck in the slide
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i say meh.

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I suspect Rummy filled out that part

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which also led to its brief arrest. Yes, the slide.

Where do you put the handcuffs? Did they read it its rights?

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They didn’t have time; it gave the cops the slip.

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The whole affair has just gone downhill ever since.

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OK, I am going to ask clarification here. They actually arrested the slide? Was this a conscious effort to make ACAB even more viral? I are confuzzled!

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Okay fine technically they just put it in a cage (fenced it in) to prevent other people from accessing it. But the optics are the same: they still essentially arrested the slide for B&A on an officer.

I’m a trifle surprised that this harrowing saga of a brutal assault upon an officer of the law didn’t somehow find room for a truly epic disability claim; or at least some medical leave so our poor hero could enjoy the remainder of summer a bit more comfortably.

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If this is anything like the typical police incident, I’m sure they will just let it slide.

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