Ready to turn the kitchen into your new safe space? These appliances and cooking aids are all you need.

[boingboingshop]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/19/ready-to-turn-the-kitchen-into.html

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[PsiPhiGrrrl]

Right now, the only thing that turns my kitchen into a safe space is cleaning products - LOTS of cleaning products.

[wazroth]

@boingboingshop

Grilling always starts with the right tools – and the Myron Mixon 3-in-1 Pitmaster Grill Tool ($21.99; originally $50) is the BBQ expert’s weapon of choice.

This achieves the rare feat of being completely impractical as a chef’s knife, a pigtail hook, and a bottle opener simultaneously.

[dorgar]

That is a serious abomination.

[wazroth]

Definitely what I want when opening a recalcitrant bottle is something with an eight-inch sharp edge AND an extra-long wicked stabby bit at the end.

[TheChineseWatch]

Is your kitchen outside, or perhaps in a subway station?

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

@TheChineseWatch

Is your kitchen outside

No, but my groceries come in from there.

[dorgar]

Ha. I was already distracted from the implication of safety in the title by the sheer impracticality of that thing.

[TheChineseWatch]

That’s a really good point. Color me dumb.