Originally published at: Rejoice, for the first ever First-Person Jesus video game is finally available | Boing Boing
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Nail gun or GTFO.
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But seriously, the language employed here tells you a whole lot about how the developers view Jesus… clearly supply-side Jesus…
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“Press X to Lazarus”
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It better have Auto Save.
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Christ was a known save scummer
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That appears in the sequel, Christ: What An Asshole.
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How do you enable GOD MODE?
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hit tilde, then enter “INRI”. It has to be ALL CAPS
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awww geez I got killed. Now I have to wait THREE DAYS to Regenerate.
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I had to ask my fellow villagers where he was and then make my way to him without starving.
“Jesus needs food … badly!”
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and I am camped outside the cave…just waiting to see that fucking rock move
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Spoooooooky - seconds ago!
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This is going to get even more interesting when the modders get a hold of it and Jesus starts wearing tight leather bondage gear and making out with Mary Magdalene after shooting down moneychangers in the temple with a BFG. And then someone will inevitably get a working version of Doom playing on a Steam Deck in-game.
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Any time that you cast demons out of people into pigs you should have to play a Doom-like minigame
Then farm the pigs, Stardew Valley style, on Jesus’ ranch
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I can just imagine those translucent, floating hands throwing miraculous fish at the Pharisees.
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A whole new take on the FPS style! -First Person Savior-
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Probably not pigs though, eh? 
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GQPsus ate bacon and was a rancher. It’s right there in the bible
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