Even though the guy put this blaze out himself, cases like this are what my firefighter friends call ‘job security’.
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What Synesthesia said, but in a friendly, borderline-arachnophobic way!
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Did you not see those spiders brandishing clocks? CLOCKS!!!
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I shudder through the spider-image-searches so you don’t have to.
DO I GET THANKS?
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You see, it wasn’t a racial-social-musilim thing, Ahmed was probably mistaken for a spider.
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Strangely enough they never seem to survive my attempts to save them. Whenever I try to shove one into a glass with a sheet of paper it always ends up with a few legs missing 
“Whether it is using a cell phone”
They complain about stupid people and then immediately bring this up?
This is why the state of New Jersey only allows trained professionals to pump gas. (At least according to the lawmakers.)
I won’t be happy until only trained spiders are permitted to pump gas.
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You know what is scarier then spiders…FLAMING SPIDERS!!! Think people…
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I’ve made an animated gif (/ʒaɪf/) of the event:
imgur.com/gallery/lPxSf4y
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There’s the trouble right there.
When you’re filling if you ever have fumes ignite and it goes foomp! right next to you, leave the damn nozzle alone.
If he hadn’t pulled it of the car, that gas pump would almost certainly be fine.
Y’know. That or don’t play with a fucking lighter while you’re filling up.
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Maybe it was a crack spider?
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