Rep. Andrew Clyde's behavior incredibly weird when asked if he still thinks Jan 6th was like "tourist visit"

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Right?!?

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Cut off one head, and two stupider ones shall take its place.

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Does anybody know what the diagonal leather strap that crosses his chest is all about? Is he flaunting a shoulder holster, or is this how morons wear suspenders?

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Dammit.

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I really think modern Republicans do not understand how audio/video recording works.

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I’m going to come out firmly in favor of pausing and thinking before you speak and, in addition, suggest that he should have waited even longer.

(Joking aside, what did you expect here?)

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AKA IOKIYAR - It’s OK If You’re a rethug.

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Maybe it’s the strap of his Man Bag.

ETA: It’s highly unlikely that it’s a spare stirrup leather, worn à la fox hunters, etc. He’s obviously too much of a cowardly custard for any cross-country galloping.

ETA: Maybe that strap is holding his human suit together, until he gets a new one. Those giant alien lizards sure have a hard time finding human suits that fit well. They obviously have awful tailors.

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His Manzier?

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“So, congressman, when you’re on vacation, sightseeing, touring a site, do you smear your own feces on the walls? Is that normal behavior for you?”

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I WISH I could hear what was said in the cab after the pickup truck drove off. I’m guessing it’s every derogatory statement you could think of to direct at a female.

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It was a “red pick-up”; I think that’s like swiping alt-right on Qrinda.

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Shoulder holster is a good guess. But the single strap across the chest is an odd one - maybe it’s an antique.

Doubt it’s a bag/satchel because he’s got it on while sitting down at this desk and he’s wears it under his jacket.

But, yeah. I was wondering about the strap as well and I can’t find any info online about it - via only a quick search tho.

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He was just on a Zoom call and wanted to convince people he was doing it from a car.

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christ, what an asshole

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Rep. Clyde is shown here, working the popcorn concession for the “tourists”.


He’s the one that’s fourth from the top.

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If I had to guess he’s going for the Sam Browne holster look. Sam Browne belt - Wikipedia It has a big following among police fetishists.

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without a mask, of course.

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I suppose we could be depressed at this, or consider it an educational challenge.

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