Rob a bank in an effort to pitch woo at Taylor Swift and you're gonna have a bad day.


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/11/rob-a-bank-in-an-effort-to-pit.html


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#3

It’s all downhill from here.


#4

Eh, he didn’t even shoot the president. Lame.


#5

Whatever happens, remember to Shake it Off.


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28%20AM


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giphy


#8

I don’t get it, we can’t rob a bank, or shoot the President, or even cut off our ears and send it to them-- what do women want anyway?

earhole


#9

Silly you have to do white collar bank robbery to get a trophy wife.


#10

Well thank goodness he got caught. He was my trial balloon, I was planning to do it myself next week.

On to Plan B.


#11

That maneuver generally goes by the name, “Pulling a John Hinckley Jr”

[I am far late to the party for that comment :frowning: ]


#12

I could have warned you. Not only doesn’t she reply, she never throws the money back.


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Just shake it off.


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