Roger Ailes Dies, and a Celestial Grip Loosens


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/24/roger-ailes-dies-and-a-celest.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the one called Roger Ailes dies, and his grip on an alternative reality is released…


#2

When Murdoch himself dies the risk is that reality reasserts itself with such a jerk to the tectonic plates that the Yellowstone caldera lets rip.


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Roger Ailes Dies, and a Celestial Grip Loosens

All muscles go slack after death, including the anal sphincter. This is not news.


#4

Isn’t his Son coming for us and hell is coming with him?


#5

A noble warrior fighting alone against a horde of evil she-harpies blinks, and he’s yet another doughy teenage mouthbreather railing against victims of sexual harassment.


#6

Nope. Sean dumber-than-a-sack-of-hammers Hannity is still making up tales about DNC rubouts and even though factual base reality says that story is a bunch of bullshit, that moran just keeps beating that horse without pause.

Also, Trumps hands are way too big. Just sayin…


#7

This is a reference to something, isn’t it? I can’t quite place it.

(The SNES oldie Illusion of Gaia quietly springs to mind, but that would be much, much too obscure.)


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