Ron DeSantis mistakenly thinks war means "dispute," so Ukraine invites him to visit for some schooling

Originally published at: Ron DeSantis mistakenly thinks war means "dispute," so Ukraine invites him to visit for some schooling | Boing Boing

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And Senator Mike Rounds (R–SD) shared Graham’s sentiment, saying, “Any one of the individuals who has an interest in working as the next president of the United States really needs to get a full briefing before they decide to make up their minds on this particular issue.”

In politician-speak, that’s about as close to “STFU and stay in your lane” as it gets.

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Perhaps Russia has a pee-pee tape of DeSantis too.

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Not impossible, but it seems he’s been deliberately adopting Trump tactics. I’m guessing he’s toadying up to Putin in the hopes that Russia devotes cyber assets to encouraging a Desantis presidency. Treason is a viable republican election strategy.

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Perhaps we do.


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So we need to make some changes to the history books and start talking about the first and second world dispute. And so many of us still remember the cold dispute…

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His military service is a lot more troubling than that. See No Evil,

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The Florida Stand Your Ground law doesn’t contain the word “dispute” so by using this word in his statement I’m wagering that he is implying that Ukraine has a Duty To Retreat. /s
Just how many Russian oligarchs have properties in Florida?
Who could have guessed that Reagan was a socialist and Eisenhower was a full-on commie.

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I was looking for a new nickname for him as a result of this revelation. “Piss Boy” (or maybe “Asst Piss Boy”) will do nicely.

From what I understand, when you’re promoted from Asst Piss Boy to Piss Boy, you’re allowed to collect the urine in a receptacle of some sort, instead of using your hands or mouth.

Unless “Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator” is just a euphemism for making piss porn during his off hours?

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So his job in the navy was to take the piss?

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That’s Captain Piss Taker to you!

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So when he said he was a number one analyst in the Navy, he was technically being honest.

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Ukraine is a territory that Russia wants. So in that sense, I guess it IS a territorial dispute. Because make no mistake it is not the border with Ukraine that Putin dislikes. It is the existence of Ukraine that he dislikes.

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… first he splits Ukraine with Poland

then he splits Poland with Germany, and he’s got the whole Russian Empire back :crazy_face:

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Ah, so this is what happens when Trumpian Putinophilia bumps up against Reaganite cold-warriors.

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I believe you mean cold-disputers.

Though arguably Reagan’s worst domestic policy decision was the massive expansion of the Dispute on Drugs.

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The Molotov-Ribbentrop pact didn’t even fail in its first year! Given how his attempt to seize Kyiv went, that’s a level of success Putin can’t ignore.

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He took a lot of heat for his wasteful spending on the “Star Dispute” missile defense program as well.

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