Ron DeSantis staffer lay dying for nearly half an hour

It isn’t that unusual that there wasn’t an autopsy, not at all.

The cause of death isn’t suspicious, there is no indication of a public health risk, and he was known to suffer from heart disease. This is literally a text-book case of when there generally is NOT an autopsy.

That said, that someone working for DeSantis has a heart seems suspicious to me…

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Polonium-210?

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And his shoes:

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Being the kind of sadist who enjoyed watching people get tortured at Guantanamo, I’m sure that de Santis was very … gratified by this spectacle too.

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Doesn’t one require a heart in order to suffer from heart disease?

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I guess they thought he was cosplaying as “DeSantis Campaign”.

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so, they’re releasing this info now in an effort to boost ron in the republican primary polls, right?

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I guess the windows were locked.

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according to the article, the meeting notes were heavily redacted: enough so no one else knows what they were taking about

eta: gotta love “public” records

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Maybe ronny got pissed b/c antonacci wanted a larger than previously discussed cut of the gov’s ill-gotten gains.

Great jumping catfish! Where did he find those monstrosities?!

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Probably got them from Tom Cruise

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Oh, yuck.

I can never resist quoting dearest Gomez Addams.

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They just did! :wink:

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at least he didn’t fall out a window while drinking tea

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