Originally published at: Ron DeSantis staffer lay dying for nearly half an hour | Boing Boing
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Ugh. Worse than a William Faulkner novel!
And also in a kinda literary way, grimly emblematic of the general Republican approach to healthcare.
Just imagine the last thing you see as your life gives way is Ron DeSantis looming over you, dipping his fingers into you and scooping it out, then sloppily eating it off his hands while chatting with aides.
This is sad, but unsurprising.
We really need that vomit reaction emoji added, STAT.
This happened over a year ago?
seems like it’s a case of this just coming to light, meaning it got buried most likely so as to not make DeSantis look like a monster… which we all know he is…
suffered a heart attack after a “contentious” meeting in the governor’s office
Are they sure it was a heart attack, and not a frightening quantity of Ensure…?
He died doing what he loved, being horrible among horrible people.
A Florida medical examiner that the Florida Bulldog did not identify said it was unusual that no autopsy was performed.
Drugs?
Also election security.
The logical conclusion of a worldview that says caring about other people is weak, is that nobody cares for other people. This is an example of how that goes.
I do feel bad for the people who lost a loved one, though.
I also feel bad for a guy who had to suffer the last 24 minutes of his life with comparable fools.
Oh, oh, have the conspiracies about “he was killed because he found a massive voter fraud ring run by Joe Biden” started yet?
Put me down for $5 on that being floated within the week.
How many people stepped over him going, “Woah, Pete, working hard, or hardly working? Mondays, amiright?”
I’d like to know why the meeting was “contentious”. From his background he doesn’t seem like he cared much about voting rights–only that votes be cast by the “right people”–but was he being asked to do something even he considered over the line?
A Florida medical examiner that the Florida Bulldog did not identify said it was unusual that no autopsy was performed
Is it because DeSantis… murdered him after he uncovered evidence of DeSantis engaging in election fraud? I’m just asking questions. People are saying. Obviously we need a special Office of DeSantis Committing Murder to Hide Election Crimes to get to the bottom of things.