Ron Watkins, suspected of being Q, moving to Australia after humiliating defeat in Arizona

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Originally published at: Ron Watkins, suspected of being Q, moving to Australia after humiliating defeat in Arizona | Boing Boing

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Good riddance! Don’t let the door hit you where evolution split ya!

#NeverVoteRepublican #TaxTheRich

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Sorry, but I don’t wish him on anybody. He needs a desert island that is unreachable.

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I mean, there is a lot of desert in Australia…

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*imagines some hapless Aboriginal Australian stumbling across that toxic waste dump in the Outback on their ancestral lands* shudders

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Brave Sir Q.

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Brave Sir Qanon ran away
Bravely ran away away
When failure reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Qanon turned about
And gallantly he chickened out, Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Qanon

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“Everyone knows he has had some serious death threats, so it’s best for him to be there right now,” he added.

Yeah, because Australia is famously safe?

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Oh no! Drop bears!

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That’s not a loon.

That’s a loon.

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Time to feed the crocodiles.

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Hasn’t Pauline Hansen got the Aussie crazy vote all sewn up?

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Nah. Enough nutters here already, thanks all the same.

What, too polite? Not enough swearing?

fuck off GIF

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Well, he did have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. The rest of us, though…

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Quotes. “At school Mrs. Dickens liked Paul’s picture of the sailboat better than my picture of the invisible castle.” “I think I’ll move to Australia.”

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Just some pet advice for Ron. Sydney funnel-web spiders make great pets. Oh, and saltwater crocodiles love when you kiss them on the snout.

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Let’s hope not.

That’s sad to hear.

Kinda like a mutated Rupert Murdoch who has decided to come home…

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Noooo! We don’t want him.

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I concur!

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We sent you Rupert Murdoch, you sent us Ron Watkins

I sill think we got the better side of the deal

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Here’s one that’s perfect for him

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