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Live by the cock, die by the cock.
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Dinosaur fights.
Yes thats a great idea.
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“The birds’ owners tie razors to the animals’ natural spurs and fight them to the death.”
It doesn’t say whose death. Give the rooster his win.
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An appropriately stupid way to die.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I hate to say this but, -good, f that guy he had it coming.
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and a frikking contract!
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I could see putting an exploding dye pack/stink bomb inside a rooster, wired to a deadswitch. Plant some of these in just the right places at just the right time for that festival, and watch the hilarity ensue!
On second thought it’s probably just as well Im not a civil servant in India.
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Instant Karma has never been more swift.
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It’s always heartwarming when blood sports with rigged odds manage to beat them.
I’m guessing that Nintendo will not be rushing to add Pokemon Razor to the current Sword and Shield lineup.
That said, “gritty dystopia where mankind has used the advent of cheap, reliable, matter-compression technology to make animal bloodsport accessible to every element of society; things go predictably badly” would totally work as a gameworld.
Everything about this is absolutely horrible.
But the snark in me just has to say
winner, winner, chicken dinner Darwin Award.
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