Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/06/rooster-kills-woman.html
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Or to quote the rooster: "She a needed killin’ "
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What a cock!
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Hey, OZ. Can we borrow that rooster? Trump wants to have an Easter egg hunt for Thanksgiving.
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When salmonella isn’t as expedient…
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Australian fauna. Not even once.
ETA “Ask not for whom the rooster pecks, it pecks for thee.”
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Did the rooster kill her?
When someone succumbs to injuries that would not ordinarily be life-threatening, I’m more inclined to label whatever situation created that heightened level of danger as the causative force behind the death. Let the rooster off!
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Rooster kills man
(Side note, I didn’t realize until now that John Wayne was left handed!)
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Sounds more like someone who was very fragile found a straw to break their camel’s back.
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Last week a accidentally dropped an X-acto knife into my leg, right into the edge of my calf muscle. It must have severed a vein because holy shit, I’ve never bled so much in my life! By the time I registered what happened and got to the cabinet for some sterile gauze to stop the bleeding, my kitchen looked like a murder scene with puddles of blood and red footprints everywhere. And I’m not even near any of the risk categories this woman was in, so I can totally see bleeding out from a few well placed leg wounds.
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Guessing that the Romanovs didn’t keep roosters and or chickens around the palace.
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Fill your hand you son of a bitch!
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Roosters are mean as shit. Thankfully they are in most circumstances not lethal.
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Field studies indicate that roosters who have killed people mate with twice as many hens and sire five times as many chicks as roosters who have not.
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He wasn’t.
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Just the picture then. He’s got two guns. I didn’t notice. Fair enough
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Another case to prove that literally all the flora and fauna in Oz are trying to kill you.
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Unfortunately for him, the rooster falls afowl of the eggshell skull rule in many jurisdictions.
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