Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/26/roy-moore-stuck-in-teens.html
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Is there an award for headlines? Because you deserve a goddamned medal for that headline.
He’s been stuck in/on/around the teens for most of his career.
Was this necessary? It’s a rape joke. It’s not funny.
By the “new” standards, this whole post should be flagged and deleted, and not because it’s about Roy Fucking Moore.
Whelp there’s the grossest pun I’ll see all week.
Moore knows he won’t win. He doesn’t care if he wins. He needs money. Campaign is an easy way to make bucks.
That title, though…
I was figuring “stuck in teens” just meant he was intellectually stunted. Still having that teenage mindset. Oh those teens, do they think of nothing other than sex?
Slow clap crescendo for the mouth eyes swappage on the fellow in the background!
made me LOL
Roy Moore made me throw up in my mouth a bit… actually quite a lot.
Reminds me of the old school daily show chyron headlines
Roy Moore isn’t doing well in opinion polls,
In awhile pedophile…
Or a stern talking to…
Or not using enough lube