Royal Caribbean's COVID laden 'Odyssey of the Seas' turned away from two ports

Good heavens.

I’d never really given much consideration to what one would do on a cruise ship in not in one’s cabin. This would be my private hell.

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Maybe not the best name to apply if you want to get home in a timely manner. Just watch it from now on; no listening to music, no cow hunting and definitely don’t try to navigate any straits with mysterious tide patterns. And for Zeus’ sake, someone get the toothpicks ready and lash the captain to the mast.

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Oh, it wouldn’t be private.

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Voyage of the Dumbed.

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The original Odyssey took 10 years or so. Just saying.

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“When do we get to the island where I get to bone hot nymphs for a few years before heading back?”

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Well that might be yet another reason to add to the list:

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As observed, it’s like an actual rewrite of The Odyssey.

Sirens probably going off and whatnot.

You HAD to ask, and now I can’t unsee it.

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I had to like for this alone. :raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed:

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Yeah, and he was the only one to make it back. Odyssey of the Seas is a really bad name.

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Hey, it worked for Apollo 13. Sort of.

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Oh my gods. that’s awful.

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I think I spotted Saul Goodman running the Cinnabon.

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I always figured Amelia Earhart luggage would get lost.

No offense to the lady herself, who was a true BAMF.

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It always did seem like a bad name for luggage, like selling Titanic brand canoes.

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Titanic canoe.
and just like that, I have a new oxymoron!
I’ll float that one by my dear brother tonight!

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It was a hypothetical, not an actual brand, though. But now I kind of want it to be real…

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