Royal Navy officer filmed porn inside high-security nuclear base

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Filmed porn with a Seamen, eh? Sorry, someone had to say it… :laughing:

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From the script: “That’s rather a large missile you have there, Leading Seaman. Must go off with quite a bang!”

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DID they though?

checks rulebook

Oh, okay then, guess you’re right. Carry on.

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Uranium: Nuclear Friction 2

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Well, that’s a new innuendo…

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If I were an alien life form I’d think: that’s humanity in a single snap. ***** Nuclear weapons and porn *****

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“Critical ass”

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“Inserting the Control Rod”

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Starring Biff Wellington as “Rod”

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Two discharges, honorable or otherwise, coming up.

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"Is that a submarine in your pocket . . . . "

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Hot and Heavy Water, or What I Did With the Drunken Sailor

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Talk about sex bombs…

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I’ve never heard it called that before.
I like it.

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Royal Navy officer filmed porn inside high-security nuclear base

A sub-genre of porn not usually found…

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“All hands alert! We’re about to blow the ballast tanks!”

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How does the post contain links to the New York Post and the Sun, but not her OnlyFans? Woefully inadquate.

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Fodder for an aquatic superhero origin story.

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“Up periscope!”

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