Originally published at: Royal Navy officer filmed porn inside high-security nuclear base | Boing Boing
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Filmed porn with a Seamen, eh? Sorry, someone had to say it…
From the script: “That’s rather a large missile you have there, Leading Seaman. Must go off with quite a bang!”
DID they though?
checks rulebook
Oh, okay then, guess you’re right. Carry on.
Uranium: Nuclear Friction 2
Well, that’s a new innuendo…
If I were an alien life form I’d think: that’s humanity in a single snap. ***** Nuclear weapons and porn *****
“Critical ass”
“Inserting the Control Rod”
Starring Biff Wellington as “Rod”
Two discharges, honorable or otherwise, coming up.
"Is that a submarine in your pocket . . . . "
Talk about sex bombs…
I’ve never heard it called that before.
I like it.
Royal Navy officer filmed porn inside high-security nuclear base
A sub-genre of porn not usually found…
“All hands alert! We’re about to blow the ballast tanks!”
How does the post contain links to the New York Post and the Sun, but not her OnlyFans? Woefully inadquate.
Fodder for an aquatic superhero origin story.
“Up periscope!”