Firefighters burn down careers with sweet, sweet pornography

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/22/firefighters-burn-down-careers.html

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Unless they ignored fire alarms or other necessary maintenance duties, I have no problem.

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Ugh, haters.

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They put the wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Oh, you’ve watched it? SPOILERS!

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The rumors were hot and fast around those two for a long time, and you know, where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. If the media wouldn’t fan the flames on this, it would probably burn itself out pretty fast. As it is, they’re going to have to see if they can pick the embers up out of the ashes. Maybe they can move to Arizona and rekindle their careers in Phoenix.

I’ll see myself out.

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Quickly too, the Pun Police are foaming at the mouth; you’ve gone over your quota.

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It’s a stitch up, most of those weren’t even puns.

But I think I will see myself out, because that comment was a lot more fun in my head than it is on the screen.

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No future in it, people are burned out on firefighter porn.

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Fair enough, twas but wordplay. I expect a pedant along forthwith to confirm.

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If they didn’t call their video Fahrenheit 69 then that is a missed opportunity.

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Well I’m not making any pole sliding or riding references.

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I’ll be alarmed and have to fire off a note to the editors if no one responds to this emergency.

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Is the foam fire retardant, d’you suppose?

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Amateurs. Any cop could tell you that beating the rap, and potentially even keeping your pension, is way easier if you make it a snuff film.

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The company I work for does quite a bit of work for businesses which would be classed as NSFW. We have just been taken over by a larger, more professional company which filters our internet connection for inappropriate content. I am just waiting for a tap on the shoulder about my browsing habits…

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They were just training to handle the firehose

I am sorry, I am really sorry.

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came here hoping for a reference to a large fire hose, left happy.

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Yep, I agree. Though, if they made money from the film, it probably needs to go into the department budget. Using department location/equipment and all that.

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So I guess fraternization is totally cool for men and men, or women and women, then?

Also “fraternizing”? Such a fraught euphemism.

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