Firefighters burn down careers with sweet, sweet pornography

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You have to pull a permit to make a porno on city property.

See also, not shitting where one eats.

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Nozzle, pumping, fireplug, stop drop & roll

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Yeah, but this was guerilla filmmaking. Permits ruin the mise en scene.

Firefighters have lots of downtime on their 48-72 hour shifts. A lot of them conduct personal business at the fire station.

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I suppose the city is staunchly opposed to publishing one of those sexy-firefighters calendars, then? (Would their staunch opposition quickly deteriorate were they to learn how much money there was to be made?)

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I don’t think it was that kind of porn.

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Porno for Anti-Pyros.

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‘Sororisation’ is so a word.

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After receiving an anonymous tip, City of Akron officials launched an investigation whether the city’s next fiscal year should include a larger budget allotment for cleaning supplies: it’s alleged that the Dean and Eller were filming pornography in the basement of one of the city’s fire halls.

Am I the only one that can’t make sense of this sentence?

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In the bright side, it sounds as if no fire appliances were used in the making of this video.

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(Post cannot be empty.)

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Their couple name is DeArt Dealler, so they pretty much had to do it.

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I’m assuming the city can’t “just investigate” wherever they want to, without some kind of just cause. I think firefighters still have strong unions, so there would be protections in place for that kind of municipal oversight/interference. The city got a tip that employees were running a private business in the basement of the firehouse, so they whipped up a “sounds good on paper” reason to fully investigate – among other places – the firehouse basement. Where they “coincidentally” and “accidentally” discovered proof that employees were, in fact, running a private business.

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That’s a whole other genre of film, son.

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  1. Were either of them “just one day away from retirement”?
  2. No link to the video(s)? So we just have to take it on good faith that the videos were pornographic and not wholesome?
  3. Just to clarify, and not that it makes a difference, but the couple are male and female. Some of the comments here have assumed a same-sex (male) couple.
  4. When caught, did either of them say, “I’m getting too old for this shit”?
  5. Would viewers describe the video as “a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride”, but then comment, “there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”?

Okay, I’m done.

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Yep, unless they were having really awesome sex, then I can’t imagine a budget increase would be necessary for the cleaning expenses. Likely as Mongrove notes, that it’s related to how the city gets official capacity to investigate.

What I don’t get is was this a commercial enterprise or no? Are they a couple who was doing this for shits and giggles? Don’t fire people live at the station for extended periods? If so, are they not allowed to bang at the station in their off time? If you’re allowed to bang, if filming is your particular kink, are you not allowed to do so? What if you like some other kink like bondage? Is there an official list of acceptable kink? Or is there a strict (and puritanical) “no bumping uglies” policy at fire stations (which seems unrealistic given that the shifts can last for days).

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Considering the article mentions a ‘no fraternization’ rule, then yes, sex on the premises is disallowed (or even off the premises if it’s between fellow firefighters) .

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You’re certainly not alone. Maybe the wndered why a certain fire station was using so many wipes?

Surely there are details missing. I guess they could film and sell the video and not be caught for some time, years even, until someone stumbled upon them. It could be one of those open secrets that someone spilled. It could also be private entertainment that was an open secret until someone accidentally divulged it.

I wondered the same. Seems like one of those policies that should be challenged. Either everyone can fraternize of no one can. What if two men made gay firehouse porn? (Please?) Would the city still investigate the cleaning budget?

As a trainer, I often note the expectation and signs about wiping down cardio equipment but no one says a word about dumbbells, oly bars, mats, weight machine handles, etc. I’d like to take this opportunity to present a gym PSA to wipe down anything your bare flesh touches.

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IANAL, but IIRC, firefighters live day and night at the station, so there might be interesting privacy issues here. It may be city property, but it is also their residence.

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Well if they somehow combined efforts, they might
sell more calendars.

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Cocky Firefighter.

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