That’s my colonoscopy joke. “Enemy shit off the port bowel!”
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In this short story, the main character describes the humanity in a very similar fashion.
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The thought of all the meetings and paperwork something like this instigates makes my stomach churn.
Does Rule 34 cover unproductive meetings and paperwork?
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Is anyone having immediate flashbacks to when Atom Bomb Baby would play, a lot, on Diamond City Radio?
Maybe? It definitely covers unreproductive meetings and paperwork.
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Ah, but was his semen able, that is the question?
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I wonder if there are any “dishonorable discharge” jokes hanging around?
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Good thing she didn’t do it at a (former) civilian nuclear plant in the US. Would the porno-documentary footage show TMI about the incident at Three Milf Island?
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I understand that the scene or scenes where the seaman is discharged is considered a vital part of many porn films.
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I don’t see what the big deal is, as long as everyone had the proper security clearances to be there.
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Filming inside a high-security area and broadcasting it on the net? That’s going to be breaking all sorts of laws about not revealing military secrets.
The fact that it was slightly naughty filming just gives ignore publicity
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I’m sure that nobody was even looking at all the top secret stuff in the background. 
PS: I gotta start using the /s mark. Sorry.
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Did all the viewers?
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I certainly didn’t see anything classified after multiple vie…I mean, what video? I don’t know any video.
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It honestly must be hard being an intelligence analyst these days. With such a wealth of OSINT, how do you even know where to look? Sure, you scrape all the big social networks and everything, you download location data from fitness app APIs but who thinks to cross-reference the list of known Royal Navy nuclear submarine officers with the user base of OnlyFans in the hopes of glimpsing classified information in the background of videos?
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I believe that’s the nuclear money shot strike
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