Originally published at: Rudy Giuliani asks for money on Charlie Kirk, but doesn't know where people should send it (video) | Boing Boing
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He also had to visit an Atlanta-area bail bondsman.
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They should send the money to me. I’ll make sure he gets what he deserves.
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They might as well just set it on fire, the result will be the same.
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I was trying to look up what Giuliani’s net worth is earlier today, and got anywhere from $10M to $90M, with most sources putting it at $40-$45M. I suspect that’s not including a lot of legal debt he’s racked up over the past year or so. As soon as I saw him walk into that next-door-to-the-courthouse bail bondsman, I knew he must be getting pretty low on funds. Then again, it’s not like he doesn’t have a history of poor planning. Is there a Four Seasons Bail Bonds in Atlanta?
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But he apparently flew there on a private jet, so can’t feel too badly for him.
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dammit, i was totally thinking that! 
–brrring –
“Four Seasons Total Bail Bonds, how may i direct your call?”
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“and who may i say is calling?”
. . .
“please hold, Mr. Giuliani…”
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Rudy is old school; he’ll send a guy around with a bag. Cash only. Non-sequential bills.
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Man, Robert Forster was lovely in Jackie Brown. I would have really liked to have seen him play Slam Bradley or Jake “Bobo” Benetti.
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Website? I thought he only accepted checks.
Don’t forget Dominion Voting Systems is suing him for $1.3 billion. He may have to sell the Brooklyn Bridge a few times to raise that kind of capital! [Paraphrasing Trump, when you’re a former mayor of NYC they let you do that. Right?]
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