No church should be threatening kids with violations, they’ve got enough problems with that as it is.
Don’t worry. This is a repost of something that supposeldy came out of a mcdonalds and more than a few other places. It’s just a Facebook forward thing. It’s likely not even being used at a church.
But let’s continue on bashing churches (and chick-fil-a), because facts don’t really need to get in the way of a good circle jerk.
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For the best of both worlds, try Church-Fil-A!
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Secret Father is rather creepy. I shall not pray.
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It’s okay to bash both, joke bashes are okay too as long as they allude to actual conditions.
I worked at a shit fil-a as a 16 yr old. Lords Prayer was required, each day, or you’d be fired.
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So getting something intentionally wrong is okay when it is “kinda could be right?”
Got it. The old “truthiness” standard.
That’s a surefire hit-comedy show that everyone will watch, this new concept you have for critical humour that demands all jokes on a subject be strictly drawn from documented evidence.
What will you name it?
When you showed Colbert the source material did he tell you he already had a set of encyclopedias?
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I wasn’t aware the original post was a joke.
I thought it was a real thing. Nobody said it was a joke. People in this thread aren’t acting like it’s a joke.
Oh well it’s definitely a joke, pretty sure it’s been snoped and was originally a joke about chick-fil-a and their integration of religion/cultural hegemony in the workplace. Or some such, but def a joke (and a fake)
My experience with shit-fil-a was in 87’ or maybe 86’, I may have been 15, but they haven’t really changed a bit.
All you had to do was read the thread. It’s not like your complaint was original in any way.
This whole damned planet is a joke.
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Ha! That’s so blatantly illegal and unconstitutional. It’s only a matter of time before they are sued over this, or worse.
Bruh. That’s totally on fleek.
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(The only way to get people to stop saying on fleek is to get the codgers to say it. Rise up and be heard codgers!!)
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Bruh check out them zucchinis. Dey so on fleek.
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Other times, the word seems to have been chosen just as a sequence of phonemes that the creator thought was new. For example, a couple of Twitter users simply mentioned making up fleek as a new word just for fun, with no awareness that anyone else might have done so.For some reason I connect this phrase with Lawrence Fishburn's decree to his following (protagonist) Baldwin bro that they continue to escape and evade various characters that would wish to do them cinematic harm: "Let's Fled..."
But then, that Fishburne guy, I do love him.
he’s so on fleek
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Yikes. That place is even worse than I thought.
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Oh, I know this is a joke… I was merely adding to the joke by pointing out the beautiful wording on that last sentence and how it, perhaps unknowingly, references an actual serious, very criminal, problem that “churches” have. And as long as “churches” don’t actually do anything to stop it, I will joke about it at every possible instance.
To be fair, that meal was good enough for Jehova.
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