Russia deploys dolphin spetznaz to defend Crimea

Jury remains out on whether they outperform their wild brethren when it comes to executing porpoises and use of sexual violence.

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Dang… I don’t know if I should go with a Command and Conquer reference or Brin’s Uplift Trilogy reference.

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Well the VDV was allready testing the waters off Odesa for their porpoise comrades…

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Happy Joel Mchale GIF by ABC Network

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