Russian cake shop builds life-sized Putin cake bust for Russia Day with 'mystery filling'

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/12/russian-cake-shop-builds-life.html

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Nougat.
 

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Polonium.

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Another, smaller Putin cake.

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Nougat is worse.

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Raspberry. It’s a Rasp-Putin cake.

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if it’s not filled with murder wasps, i’m going to be very disappointed.

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The pee tape.

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The asking price for Putin’s life-size cake is 6,900 rubles ($100), while Gorbachev is three times cheaper.

So Gorbachev is $300 cheaper than Putin’s $100? :thinking:

I’ll take a dozen.

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Orange Julius

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Okay, so what’s the mystery filling?

spoiler: it’s fascism.

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Not sure about Putin, but I know what the Boris Yeltsin cake is full of.

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It’ll also be delivered to the sidewalk out in front of the Whitey House, wearing underwear.

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Good! I’m sure the protestors could use a drink!

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(Edit) or poutine?

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Hell, I’m moving to Russia. I just paid $35 for a birthday cake and it wasn’t even filled with pig semen!

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Wait…$5 cakes? I’m in.

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Has Villanelle been baking again?

I hear Trump has already grabbed the Putin cake; can’t wait to wrap his lips around it.