Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/12/russian-cake-shop-builds-life.html
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Nougat.
Polonium.
Another, smaller Putin cake.
Nougat is worse.
if it’s not filled with murder wasps, i’m going to be very disappointed.
The pee tape.
The asking price for Putin’s life-size cake is 6,900 rubles ($100), while Gorbachev is three times cheaper.
So Gorbachev is $300 cheaper than Putin’s $100?
I’ll take a dozen.
Orange Julius
Okay, so what’s the mystery filling?
spoiler: it’s fascism.
Not sure about Putin, but I know what the Boris Yeltsin cake is full of.
It’ll also be delivered to the sidewalk out in front of the Whitey House, wearing underwear.
Good! I’m sure the protestors could use a drink!
Hell, I’m moving to Russia. I just paid $35 for a birthday cake and it wasn’t even filled with pig semen!
Wait…$5 cakes? I’m in.
I hear Trump has already grabbed the Putin cake; can’t wait to wrap his lips around it.