Is there a matching ball gag?
Perfect fit for Obama anus.
Good point. A true Maker would just upload instructionsā¦ no, waitā¦ mail you the hand-typed instructions to whittle one out of an heirloom carrot.
Arrrghhhhh Unicorn chaser pleaseā¦ no wait ARGGGGGHHH!
Well, I think Obamaās starting to realize how hard it will be to remove Putin from hisā¦errr, Crimea.
Ah the old ācarrot and stickā approach as in āHereās a carrot, stick it up your ass.ā
What, what? Putin butt?
Perhaps the nose is there to supply that certain frisson?
You only get out what you Putin.
if this were made by any other brand, it would be a dog chew toy
very lifelike, it has that certain putin stiffness that one comes to expect
i see Putin is invading to the south again. 
on a related noteā¦
āwe found 115 results for āThe Baby Jesus Butt Plugā at Targetā
http://goo.gl/WPIoac
While it may not be an actual product at Target, it is hilarious that is is one of the top results in google. This is the downside of programmatically harvesting popular terms to drive traffic to search results pages which should not be indexable. Lol. Way to go target.
It is an actual book though: http://www.amazon.com/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823
And it was assigned reading for some students: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/28/us-teacher-students-baby-jesus-butt-plug-book_n_4355099.html
The internet is a strange and wonderful place.
How about this instead?
Iāve been thinking for a while that 3D printing will take off once they can do it with silicone.
Obamanus.
I always knew he was a pain in the ass.
Totes agree: Ewww!
They said he was unstoppable. Small, discreet: the perfect Crimea - no butts about it. His imminent invasion of the Netherlands is just a dirty rumor.
