Russian van comes with Tetris built into the dashboard

[pesco]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/16/russian-van-comes-with-tetris.html

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[AnthonyI]

I hope this feature is reflected in the insurance rates for this vehicle.

[shwonline]

I hope they meant raise the RPMs to 2000, because otherwise they’re driving way too fast to play Tetris.

[yadayada]

Don’t tell me: you rotate with the steering wheel, shift left and right with the turn signal, and drop with the brake pedal.

[beep54orama]

Playing Tetris while driving in Russia would probably not make you any worse of a driver than anyone else there. They are nuts.

[Boundegar]

I was just thinking how great if you controlled the game with the steering wheel. Whoa! Whoooa!

[Sigmund]

It also hacks elections when you turn on the wiper and tune on AM radio at the same time.

[anon62577920]

Yeah it’s all whimsical until you realize if they can get in a secret game of tetris they can get in a backdoor to allow the FSB to send you off a bridge

AUDIT.

YOUR.

CODE.

[Brainspore]

The big problem with this van is that the instant you maneuver it into the last empty parking space on the block that whole row of cars will disappear.

[GulliverFoyle]

[roomwithaview]

A perfect four point landing that the driver walked away from, da-y-um!

[wait_really]

Beta tested in tanks

[fuzzyfungus]

If the dashcam doesn’t see it; it didn’t happen.