Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/02/russias-sausage-king-murdered-in-sauna-with-crossbow.html
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Russians take their games of Clue way too seriously
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Not to be confused with Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago.
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Came here for that, thank you for posting!
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The police are currently searching for anyone with links.
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Shucks…I had Professor Plum in the library with a lead pipe.
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Clue with a dash of MadLibs thrown in.
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someone did their job with relish.
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This pandemic is starting to get to me. Am I the only one whose first reaction was “at least they were wearing masks”?
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Was it Billy Butcher?
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Зима приближается.
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A Lannister always pays his debreceners.
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And with one artful headline Dr Beschizza obsoletes all games of Clue™
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Maybe we can instead rename Kill Doctor Lucky into Kill Russian Oligarch Lucky now? The winner is the one who gains Putin’s good graces by bumping off the most of his rivals, getting the fabled dacha that no ever wants to leave?
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Definitely next season’s Fargo.
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Well there went my bingo card.
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Crossbow? I never sausage a thing!
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Holding a sausage party in a sauna is bound to lead to a quarrel.
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Putin was feeling a bit peckish, and said “I could murder a sausage right about now!”, and two drunken KGB agents, just returned from the WH, overheard him…
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I’ll take “crimes committed in dachas” for 100 rubles, Aleksandrov.
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