Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/24/crossbow-killer-exposed-by-car.html
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I’m a bit unclear: Is my car spying on me a wonderful thing, or a mostly wonderful thing?
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Note to self buy an old used car to drive to the murder I want to commit.
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I just like the implication of “Oh darn, this car has a GPS in it that might be recording me, I’d better set it on fire to ensure no-one ever checks into that.”
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…and a smart fancy tracking one for the alibi.
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FTFY 
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Good reason not to buy the cellular/remote service package – no offline backup of stats.
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That’s a lot of tinfoil if you want to make a hat for your car…
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we have bras for cars might as well start with the rest it.
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First they came for the Crossbow killers
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Crossbow killer
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Here’s where all the cyclist murderers are feeling smug.
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They always do, snigs. They always do.
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But seriously, this guy just up and decided to shoot a guy with a crossbow to kill him? For no reason? WTF?!?
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My 1974 Dodge pickup laughs at telematics.
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They had a quarrel.
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But seriously, I don’t think the shooter even knew the guy he shot? I think he just picked him at random.
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note to self, don’t post note to self on online blog when planning murder.
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I’m murdering a bean & cheese burrito right now.
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That’s kind of the sense I got from reading the linked article, and part of what makes it so horrifying.
It’s almost like the killer just wanted to commit the perfect crime, and very nearly did.
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Just the whole prison thing ruined it for him.
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