Originally published at: Santa doesn't want cookies. He wants beignets - Boing Boing
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Just make sure you leave out a big cup of coffee or milk to go along with it. Those things are delicious but you need something to balance out and wash down all the sugar.
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Coffee with chicory to be complete!
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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Jesus, BoingBoing won’t leave me be with the doughnuts!
(And don’t tell me they’re not doughnuts…they totally are, they just have a different topology.)
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A Santa that doesn’t want cookies? Something’s wrong. Chuck a lit match into the fireplace.
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Rouler. Is that an argument for sweet rolls?
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He wants something that spreads powdered sugar all over his clothes?
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Ich bin ein Berliner.
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Well… something powdery. Aerial sleigh rides are sheer terror.
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Santa wants whatever children leave him.
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For my most recent birthday I had dinner at a place that serves Louisiana cuisine, and, because it was my birthday, I got free beignets. The waitstaff always apologizes for any delay because they make them to order and I just as emphatically tell them no apologies are necessary.
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I was in Café Du Monde at 4am one morning. For some reason there were two families with piles of kids there. I assume they must have been getting ready for an early flight out. They looked at bit shell shocked since the rest of the clientele were a loud and interesting mix of workers between shifts, drunks, musicians and other performers. I’m not sure those kids or parents were ready for the kind of Santa that wants a beignet.
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The same but different to the pile of cruschiki we just made.
Also fried dough covered with powdered sugar.
There won’t be any left for Santa but I will look like Santa after I eat a ton of them.
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If you’re asking for help disposing of them the answer is yes. If you’re not asking for help the answer is yes, please. 
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This Santa wants Scotch
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That could get nasty really fast.
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