Santorum Christmas movie flops

Tax writeoff, anyone?

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I’m not sure I have one with the hand rubbing, but I can certainly find one with some dancing…Perhaps no. 9 can help us out here:

maybe Jay and Bob?:

Edited to add: Snoogins!

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Thank you!

I just realized how hypnotic the jay and bob one is… @_@

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There is an annual . . . pulse? trickle? surgelet? . . . of wholesome cinematic Christmas glurge.

It is usually shown on the Hallmark channels, but ABC Family shows some. Maybe those obscure ā€œwomen’s channelsā€ as well.

Dreadful stuff, often with some treacly romantic plot. Like Santa’s son and heir apparent looking for love before stepping into the old man’s boots. Or Santa’s daughter and heir trying to prove she can fill his boots and also looking for love.

So, Santorum’s bomb will have a home. Keep an eye out for it next year!

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THE Doctor. Accept no substitutes.

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It needs a review describing it as ā€˜delightfully frothy’.

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Take that back about A Christmas Story! I triple-dog-dare ya!

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Yeah… I have to agree with that. Whenever I think of the Doctor, it’s Tom Baker that first comes to mind, no matter who is currently in the Tardis (or which Doctor we’re watching). Although, no. 2 has his charms… ā€œoh my word!!!ā€

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My brother sports that very haircut. He’s a big Who fan.

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He’s apparently quite a hands-on producer. They say that Candle has Santorum all over it (which probably explains why it stinks).

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I’d like a copy on Beta with an extra helping of naughty parts edited in.

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I totally should get Zoe’s hair cut…

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Hey now, I’m an old Jean Shepherd fan. I actually saw A Christmas Story in its tiny theatrical run!

The kind of movie I’m talking about is leaden, sentimental, and predictable. Hallmark is starting to run them even now. Surf with caution!

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The only ā€˜TRUE’ Christmas movie in IMHO. The Hallmark movies always make me want to reach for insulin when I am finished watching them.

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I saw a Christmas TV movie once that I liked. ā€œA Christmas to Remember,ā€ set during the Depression. Real gritty and laid back. A city kid is sent to live with elderly relatives on a farm. The couple barely tolerates him, and have some reason to not celebrate Christmas. Ends with a wild journey to drag a small organ through a blizzard to Midnight Mass.

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Did he also vote to kill Brian the dog?

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Not photoshopped. Actual photo from the winter before Torrance took over, when the sewer main burst and flooded the elevator shafts. That would be why the last caretaker quit.

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Spoilers… SPOILERS!!!

But Brian was a godless heathen…

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No kidding - I’ve been watching this two hours and counting.

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